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….. and asks for a Japanese yen to British pound exchange rate. He is told 100 Yen to the Pound. The Japanese dealer then says that he is happy with that but isn’t ready to deal today so he agrees to ring back the next day.

He rings the next day and asks for the same dealer (hoping to get a similar rate).

Japanese gentleman :” Hai ! Can I get 100 yen to the pound today ? ”

Dealer: ” No sorry today it has gone down to 150 yen to the pound ”

Japanese gentleman: ” Hai ! How can it go down so much in 1 day? ”

Dealer: ” Fluctuations ”

Japanese gentleman: ” Fluck you Blitish too ! “